America, USA - A recent series of shocking images taken by 11-year-old amateur photographer Jessie Lewis shows what appears to be a humanoid alien being, which Ms. Lewis claimed "came from Mars in a big rocket ship" and landed in her backyard. The extraterrestrials reportedly exited the spacecraft to abduct her English homework from her hands, before reentering the spacecraft and launching back into orbit via an unseen, possibly anti-gravity, form of propulsion. These images are not the first of their kind, but the discovery has rocked the scientific community due to their shocking clarity.

Scientists have analyzed the images, including the one shown at the head of this article, and the features of the extraterrestrial appear to be consistent with Lewis's account of the alien encounter. The green skin is similar to many other pictures of aliens and is consistent with many other accounts of aliens stealing children's homework, which seems to be due to their interest in human literature, and a possible cultural belief that smaller individuals are wiser.

"These are truly groundbreaking photographs," remarked Dr. Edward Long, co-founder of Doctors Against Cancer. "Never have we seen such crystal-clear evidence that we are not alone in the universe."

However, while the majority is cheering the discovery, skeptics do exist. One such individual, Louis Hernandez, an accountant from Phoenix, Arizona, had a different opinion. "Todos ustedes están locos, es claramente un dibujo," he stated promptly, although no translators were present, so we aren't exactly sure what he meant by this. Others have claimed the images are AI-generated, but no AI experts have attempted to prove these claims.