Bleef was created by Micah Pelman, an individual of ennumerable profound virtues and incredible wisdom and humility in all manners of judgement. Micah once had a vision of an online service that would bring together people of all backgrounds, whether gradients, images, or just plain colors. He spent many long and difficult hours crafting the code, painstakingly designing each pixel to be exactly as he'd envisioned it. Once created, the website was so grand and so perfect that all cloud computing services refused to host it, probably since it reminded them of their own imperfections and limitations. It was permanently deleted by an unknown entity.

Unfortunately, after many more long hours of contacting various customer support lines, the backups were corrupted and the work was unrecoverable, so Micah lifted himself up by his bootstraps, spent like 20 minutes asking ChatGPT to design a satire website, and that's what this is.

Not everything in the previous two paragraphs is true, and don't trust everything on the internet, but your belief is your choice. Speaking of which, Bleef sounds a lot like "belief" and I wish I could tell you that's how I thought of the name, but honestly I just like beef and added an "l" for a little spice. As the creator of this website, I made pretty much everything for it, code and content, although much credit goes to my inspirations, the Babylon Bee and the Onion.

A cool, (possibly unique? Not sure) feature this website has is the Editor's Notes, written by the editor (you guessed it, me) to explain either the message, joke, or inspiration of an article if it isn't obvious, but being entirely optional to view if you do not wish to have it spoiled.